Chat with the Swami Baktanimbin. Let the Swami relieve you of the heavy burden of your wallet.

Fun, original and useful excuses for all kinds of occasions, for use at home, work, school, and life.

Fun love advice, relationship help and tips.

Spoof interactive advice show.

Artificial intelligence matrix answers questions posed by the public.

A step-by-step guide to world domination.

Love and relationship advice column with a humorous twist.

Guidance from an unhappy member of the Camelidae family.

Guidance on how to be a mean, rude, obnoxious, and selfish jerk. Also includes an advice column, message board, and a solve-the-mystery page.

Advice column featuring hopeless questions and ruthless responses.