Sarcastic answers, often with pop-culture references.

Real web Chinese fortune cookie.

Online oracle where you read the fortune.

"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.

Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.

Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.

"Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.

Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.

Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.

Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser.