Explains how the Choot, in cahoots with Sun Microsystems, have launched a dastardly plan to enslave the human race. Includes photographs.

Offers information about the man who, if he exists, fights for international justice and against all things corrupt or nasty. Includes future operations, articles and messages.

Contains publicly submitted conspiracies. Topics include Martians, psychic gypsies and secret agent math teachers.

Outlines plans for Canadian supremacy. Includes zoning plans, FAQ, plans and press releases.

Works to protect the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from subterfuge, terrorism, subversion and all other forms of badness and evil. Includes employment opportunities and an list of enemies.

Offers articles about science, sightings and aliens as well as special reports. Includes news and letters to the editor.

Includes information about the deaths of associates of Bill Clinton. Features an essay about subliminal transmissions.

Offers untrue news about spycams, alien cats and toilet listening devices. Features polls.

Outlines plans for global domination, by a fictional Canadian force. Includes plans for self-defense and favorite games of the snow police.

Fake organization that implants identification chips below the skin to track web users.